Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I Love New York

Yes I do ... I love New York ... I especially love listening to the locals.

Even the guys with the handmade signs for those Comedy shows on Times Square crack me up (I'm an easy audience). One guy has a sign that reads "I'm Holding a Sign" while another whispers in your ear "Hey .... wanna see a marginally funny comedy show?"

Last night night we were waiting for a table at Bobby Van's (great steakhouse, btw) and at the bar were four guys who were having a "mine's bigger than yours" night. They were feeling no pain ...

#1 ... "Hey man ... that's bulls*t. There's no f*in' way that would happen."
#2 ... "You don't know s*t ..."
#3 ... "YOU don't know s*t ..."
#2 ... "Who the f*k was talkin to you? I was f*in talking to him ... "
#3 ... "Well I was f*in' talkin' to you ... What do you f*in' think about that?"
#4 ... "None of you know what the f*k you're talkin about."
#1 ... "Hey ... what the f*k were we talkin' about?"
#2 ... "Who the f*k knows ... Sal's buyin' the next round ..."
#3 ... "I ain't buying the next round ... it's Carmine's turn ..."
#4 ... "F*k you."
#1 ... "F*k you."
#2 ... "F*k you and the horse you road in."
#4 ... "Know what? I f*in' love you guys ..."
#3, #2, #1 .... "Yeah .... me too .... f*in' right ..."  

Aldo .... I f*in' love you ... too!

6 comments:

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Seems to be a theme of bromance running through that testosterone laden gathering.

Joel Momberg said...

@ Virginia ... I believe you're on to something.

erunion said...

ha NY my all time favorite place in the whole world! I would live there if I could afford it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have fun, I'm so jealous:-)

Joel Momberg said...

@Ellie ... Leaving tomorrow. It has been fun. Tx

Annika said...

Hola, have a present for you over at my blog! Happy Friday!

Joel Momberg said...

@Annika .... just got back from NY. What a pleasant surprise. Thank you VERY much.