Saturday, March 21, 2015

Adult Truths

Sharing some Adult Truths that we can all relate to (thanks to my brother in law who always seems to get the best emails).

1.Sometimes I'll look at the clock 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

3. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

4. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.

5. Bad decisions make good stories.

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the
rest of the day.
7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

8. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

9. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

10. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

11. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

12.  I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

13. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they

14. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong brothers and sisters!

15. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to take a nap when I was younger.

16. There is a definite need for a sarcasm font.

17. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

18. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket or finding their cell phone, but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

19. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Happy Birthday

Today is my birthday.

I've reached an age that I really hate to think I am having another birthday and at the same time am happy that I have reached another birthday. Older ... wiser (well, definitely older). My thoughts are about family today.

Tonight, Debbie took me to dinner at Ruth Chris ... the new one at Sundial in St. Pete. Josh and Theresa joined us.

More good news:


Cole is gonna have a baby sister in August. (That's the other good thing about birthdays at my age. ANOTHER YEAR OF BEING A GRAMPA!)

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