Saturday, January 7, 2012

Five Rules to Remember in Life

Can't take credit for these ... but I subscribe to the message.

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.


2. Forgive your enemies but remember the bastard's name.


3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.


4. Many people are alive today only because it's illegal to shoot them.


5. Alcohol does not solve any problems ... but then again, neither does milk.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why do we not have these on EVERY kindergarten chalkboard ????
Ur favorite sis-in-law LOVES them!!!