Ever have those things during the day that make your brain explode? Here is a brief list of my pet peeves (SEND ME YOURS):
I, in turn, politely hand the receipt back and say, "I really don't need it, thank you." They throw it away so I don't have to. Every morning the same thing happens. Sometimes I just throw it away myself and don't bother handing it back. I'd love it if just one time they would ask, "Would you like the receipt?"
I don't get it. Who keeps these things? (Except for my wife who gets receipts for everything just in case she needs to return that pack of gum or cup of coffee).
What bugs me is that THEY DO have a mechanism already. The words are flashed around the stadium as the music plays. I told this to a person who will go unnamed (Debbie) ... who replied, "Well ... what if they are blind too?"
I told her to ask her sister, Keli (who still thinks that rabbits lay eggs at Easter).
Then there's Reality TV ... but that will take a few hundred blog pages.
I was LMAO and said "omg, I am SOOO related to her" then read it out loud to mark... at which point he pointed out that I AM related to her....
then I read the part about ME and laughed even harder... Mark is annoyed with me: he thinks I should be more embarrassed than amused....
Don't be embarrassed Keli. Sometimes us Yittans say dumb things too.
1. Any type of reality television, or talk radio.
2. People who abbreviate the English language to near-extinction (e.g., I have no idea what LMAO, IMAO mean, but I finally figured out OMG).
3. Dieting to lose weight.
4. Any kind of encounter with cockroaches.
5. The (necessary) invasiveness of dentistry.
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