Sunday, March 4, 2012

Sammy at Macaroni Grill

Took Sammy to Macaroni Grill this afternoon. He wanted a waffle and chicken livers.

Surprisingly, they didn't serve that ... so he settled for fettucini alfredo, tomato soup, a loaf of bread and ice cream. He told me he had no appetite. Here are some Sunday nuggets:  

"Smitty and Bert are really living it up."

"I thought you said you hadn't talked to them."

"I haven't."

"Somebody told you?"

"No ... I just know. You know ... Smitty's got a young girlfriend that he flits around the world with."


"Yeah ... Can you imagine ... at his age? She's ... uh ... 78 ... I think."

"Hey Joel ... are you growing hair in front?"

"In front of what? My old hair?"

"Yeah. Looks like hair in front."

"I think my hair stopped growing ... it's now just falling out."

"Hmmm ... looks new to me."


"I got a call from you."

"I know ... we talked on the phone just about a half hour ago, remember?"

"Sure I remember. But why does the phone have it as a call too?"

"Not sure I get your meaning Dad."

"I mean we talked and it still has it here as a call."

"It tells you ALL calls that were made."

"I know that. So why does it show that call?"

"I ... don't know."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey, at least he still flips the phone open and answers it!!!
Ann @ ACH

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