Phil Dunphy visits his doctor, who examines him, orders some tests and tells Phil, "If there is a problem ... I'll call you." A few days later, Phil gets a message from the doctor to call him as soon as he can. When he calls back, Phil finds out that his doctor has left on vacation. Thinking the worst, Phil convinces the family that he has a short time to live.
The doctor eventually calls to tell Phil all is okay with his health. He just needed real estate advice quickly.
Okay, I'll admit that I have my Phil Dunphy moments.
I don't want to worry her ... so I'll continue to take the Advil she bought me.