To me ... two of scariest words in the English language are home renovations.
"A time when life, as you know it, ceases to exist ... until the NEXT home renovation happens."
I admit I'm not the handiest guy on the block with a hammer. Okay ... make that the planet and include any tool you can think of.
Jews are missing the handyman gene. They hire others who can hammer, staple, glue ... whatever those other jobs are.
We are in the middle of renovations as we speak. Hah! We are in the middle of renovations as we sleep. Debbie is always renovating ... even when I think we have finished. Silly me ... we are NEVER finished.
I just got a new TV set for the living room. Unfortunately, we apparently will no longer have a living room and the TV set will be in a smaller "game" room with no games in it. We are building a pool though ... it's a little bigger than our bathtub which makes it a floater, I guess.
Anyway .... someday soon (2020) I might be able to actually scream "MOVE THAT BUS"