Tuesday, July 13, 2010

What's a Nice Jewish Girl Like You ... ?



A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff ! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel."

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"

From my friend Marsha (love this)

3 comments:

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Is Jeff single now? LOL

Joel Momberg said...

@Virginia ... I think I can probably hook you up.

Anonymous said...

good one Joel....Ed Whatley