Saturday, November 2, 2013

Did you know I wrote a book?

Can you believe the number of self-promoting ego maniacs that are out there? (please buy my book)

I have no patience for what I read today in Facebook or LinkedIn or blogs from  people who talk about themselves incessantly ... trying to get you to buy some product they are peddling.. (it's the greatest book you ever read).

LOOK AT THE AD TO THE RIGHT !!!!

Granted there are many choices in products these days (the author is so clever)

. But folks need to have some modicum of modesty and class (he's also devilishly handsome).

Times are tough ... I get it ... so it's not easy making a living. (it just costs a few bucks. Don't cheap out).


LOOK AT THE AD TO THE RIGHT !!!
They will stop at nothing. (I'll come to your house to deliver it).

I've written a book, you may have heard ... but you will never see me stoop to these tactics. (remember I have been through brain surgery so have a little empathy).

Nope ... with me you'll never have to worry about false promises and gimmicks.. (send me your email and I'll get you free flights to Hawaii with every purchase).

My biggest pet peeves are the salesmen who will  try to distract you with pictures of animals or kids. Don't you hate them the most???  (BTW ... have you seen my grandson COLE?)








WOULD YOU CHECK THE AD TO THE RIGHT ALREADY?

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