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The Happy Couple and A Little Sammy Humor

Hey ... did I tell you my daughter got married?

That's right, she married a guy named Steve Cohen. Great guy ... great family ... what? No he's not Jewish. I know ... maybe there's a Jew in the closet. Who knows?

This is the stuff great blogs are made of ... beautiful setting: Charleston, beautiful bride: sure I'm prejudice but she's my daughter, drama: the wedding planner vs. just about everyone except Nikki, big payout: I won't be retiring soon.

That's all I can tell you without having to kill you.

Seriously, it was a wonderful wedding and we couldn't be happier for Steven and Nicole.


By the way ... Two important family members were not able to attend ... Nikki's grandfathers. So we are going to have a special get together at our house to show pictures and celebrate.

Speaking of Sammy ... He calls a lot lately ... actually about three times a day and each conversation starts like this:

"Joel ... this is your dad. Yeah ... I just wanted to see if this phone is working. You think it is?" 

Here are some of his other latest gems:

"I need some socks. I don't like nylon, I like black." 

"I got a lot of paperwork in that drawer but there are no pants."

"Some biscuits are wonderful ... like Red Lobster."

"You know ... people walk back and forth here. I don't know what they do."

"Joel ... what do you do? Do you have a commercial life?"


Jenn said…
HILARIOUS!!! Love you!
Chrissy said…
Congratulations! What a beautiful couple. Nicole's dress is divine! Love that Sammy is still kickin'. God bless him!
Joel Momberg said…
Love you too Jenn. Great seeing you guys in LA.

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