Sunday, April 19, 2015

Nose job

Tomorrow ... I get a nose job.

Actually, it's sinus surgery but nose job sounds so much more interesting. That's right ... TGH awaits again. I just can't stay away from that place.

This time its elective.

Apparently my sinus openings are too small. Ha ha ... too small! Can you believe that? My big old honker is too small? You can drive a limo through my nostrils. But air doesn't get in. Hopefully, this will alleviate a lot of the headaches I've had since my neurosurgery.

At the same time, I'll get ear tubes in the eustachian tube that was also damaged in surgery and help alleviate the pressure that makes everyone that talks to me sound like they are in a fishbowl.

Other than that ... life is great.

So at 6:30 AM ... life will be even better.   

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