Sunday, May 21, 2017

What are FRIENDS for?

Trivia question ... remember these lines?

JOEY: Hey, Ross, I got a science question. If the homo sapiens were, in fact, HOMO sapiens ... is that why they're extinct?
ROSS: Joey, homo sapiens are PEOPLE.
Joey: Hey ... I'm not judgin'!

When is the last time you watched an episode of Friends?

You really should check out Netflix and watch them ALL. That's what Deb and I are doing. They are every bit as funny as they were thirteen years ago. Sure ... I know six grown people still living together was always a stretch but damn they are funny. Makes you want to be one of them ... you know?

Here are more ...

RACHEL: Hey just so you know ... it's NOT that common. It DOESN'T "happen to every guy" and it IS a bid deal!
CHANDLER: I KNEW IT!

and  ....

RACHEL: So basically you get your ya-yas from taking money from all of your friends?
ROSS: Yeah.
CHANDLER: I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less, so ...

then there was ...

MONICA: My motto is get out before they go down.
JOEY: That is so NOT my motto.


FUNNY STUFF HUH?


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