Actually, the stories are okay ... but the ads are really worth a read. After reading the ads ... you might never get out of bed.
Here are just a few ... and I took out the run of the mill Vein repairs, face lifts, skin peels and ultrasound pictures:
NARCOLEPSY If you have narcolepsy with or without cataplexy (what the hell is that?) you may be eligible for a clinical study.
Dry Mouth? Get oral rinses. (Really???)
Erectile dysfunction ... premature ejaculation .... surprise her for Valentine's Day (She's not surprised already?).
TOENAIL FUNGUS? Just walk in and walk out.
NARCOLEPSY If you have narcolepsy with or without cataplexy (what the hell is that?) you may be eligible for a clinical study.
Dry Mouth? Get oral rinses. (Really???)
Erectile dysfunction ... premature ejaculation .... surprise her for Valentine's Day (She's not surprised already?).
TOENAIL FUNGUS? Just walk in and walk out.
(This was my favorite ... and it came with this very picture in the ad!)
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