The neighbors might think (Baby it's cold outside)
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What will my friends think? (IT'S YOUR BODY AND YOUR CHOICE)
Really? The song is just a funny song about dating but has been bastardised beyond recognition (because of a few bastards like Cosby and Weinstein). Well ... it's not quite there yet so I took liberties. I rewrote all the guy parts after the first verse to make it palatable and more real.
What do you think?
BABY JUST GO OUTSIDE by Me
I really can't stay
But, baby, it's cold outside
I've got to go away
But, baby, it's cold outside
This evening has been ...'So very nice
I'll hold your hands they're just like ice
My mother will start to worry
Actually, you're looking a little pale
My father will be pacing the floor
If you pass out I will too.
So really I'd better scurry.
Is scurry the same as throw up?
Well, maybe just half a drink more
Uh, I don't think so.
The neighbors might think.
Yeah they're pretty nosey
Say what's in this drink?
I don't know you made it.
I wish I knew how to break this spell.
I'll hold your head you don't look well.
I ought to say no, no, no, sir.
I'll just warm up the car.
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
It's been a "trying" kind of night.
I really can't stay
I heard you ... Baby, just go outside
I simply must go
I know I know
The answer is no
Are you seeing a therapist
The welcome has been ... So nice and warm
You've spilled your drink right down my arm
My sister will be suspicious
The one with the green hair and tattoos?
My brother will be there at the door
That's cause no one let's him in.
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
No duh
But maybe just a cigarette more
Four packs aren't enough?
I got to get home
Yes ... I definitely agree.
Say lend me a coat
The one you threw up on?
You've really been grand
Yeah ... I'm such a real prince.
There's bound to be talk tomorrow
You got that right.
At least there will be plenty implied
If you're talking murder ... I'm close.
I really can't stay
NO YOU CAN'T
BABY JUST GO OUTSIDE!
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