Saturday, June 28, 2014

Mall Watchers

Each morning, I now do a few laps around the mall before the stores open with some of my new friends. Most are around 80 but there are some younger.

The stroller moms have an interesting routine. It's kinda like shake (aerobics) rattle (oh ... that's the babies) and of course roll (through the mall).

At University Mall, shoppers wait for the kiosks to open so they can buy priceless jewelry.

These accessories are typically worn with the many clothing choices at stores like the ever popular "Street Threadz"...

... or the neighboring "Soul Train" ...

... or maybe it's my favorite clothing store of all just down the way : "Hos R Us" ...

... And there is "Mr. Man".  Don't you love that name? Since it sits next to the Ho Store, I think it might be for  those guys with the velvet suits and the big hats...

... Of course, you can't have enough big pink, yellow or green shoes with 12 inch heels ...

 ... There's even a hurricane simulator machine. My guess is that it's a place where moms threaten to put their kids if they act up. (After they weigh them down with gold chains).


 


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