6 Resolutions That I Will Probably Not Complete But Feel Better Listing Them

Every year at this time, we re-evaluate our lives and take an honest look at what we would like to accomplish in the year ahead. For me, the resolutions are ones that I know I will never do but feel better listing here:

1. Lose 50 pounds.

Gimme a break. Sure I need to lose that much. Oh I could pick 20 but that would be closer to my real reach. This way I know I can't get there. Why not 150 ... Then I could get a part in Unbroken?

2. Join a gym. 

This one sounds like one I could actually do ... for a month. Then it becomes real work.

3. Take More Time Off. 

Hah. I always have that as a goal ... Should have said PLAN more time off. That one is a sure fire loser. We never plan vacations.

4. Spend Quality Time With My Dad.

I really try to do this one whenever I visit him. Then he takes out his hearing aid and  turns up the volume on his TV set. 

5. Less Gambling.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

6. Finish My Book. 

Any of them ... There are about 12 at last count, all at different stages of completion.