Monday, March 28, 2011

Sam Called at 6AM

Thank God ... the phone is on Debbie's side of the bed.

"Yes, Sam .... how are ..."
"Listen ..."
"Tell Joel that I'm going to the urologist today at 2 o'clock."
"Oh ... are you okay?"
"No they are telling me that I've been peeing blood ... but it doesn't hurt."
"Sorry Sam ... I'll let Joel know."

"Yeah Levine finally took my penis out and examined it."

Silence ... now at this point Debbie was caught between total gross out and hysterics.

"So how are you .. and how are your parents?"
"Well ... my mom is feeling a little better and my dad ..."
"Okay .... just tell Joel I called. Bye"


Toni said...

Hahahahahahahaha! I've been gone for a while but now I am back and just stopped by. I just about choked from laughter! Any 6am conversation about peeing blood and a penis exam should win your wife some kind of award. She is one good lady! It sure is good to be reading you again :)

joel said...

@Toni ... And this was the G Rated version. Good to hear from you again!!


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